Feb. 21st, 2010 09:04 pm
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i'm unconvinced that there's any way for a bald fag to grow a beard without looking like a leather daddy (nothing against leather daddies, but not what i wish to project into the world). is this something i can pull off? help me, internet.

Date: 2010-02-22 04:35 am (UTC)
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Keep it as short as possible. That's all I can think of.

Date: 2010-02-22 04:41 am (UTC)
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your advice is sound.

Date: 2010-02-22 01:30 pm (UTC)
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I agree. A smallish beard will work.

Date: 2010-02-22 01:44 pm (UTC)
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this will require more sophisticated trimming devices, methinks, but i'm not going to fight the consensus.

Date: 2010-02-22 07:42 pm (UTC)
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Avoid ass-less chaps?

I think you would look very professorial with a beard.

Date: 2010-02-22 07:47 pm (UTC)
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so, then: new hair trimming devices and a new wardrobe. check.

Date: 2010-02-22 11:23 pm (UTC)
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unrelatedly, i'll be at work until forever o'clock tonight. call that punishment for taking two days off.

Date: 2010-02-23 07:59 am (UTC)
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being ultra cute and rad. should be easy!

Date: 2010-02-23 02:02 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-02-23 06:31 pm (UTC)
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I think it can be done. It's all in the clothes. Avoid the chaps, also don't wear a little leather cap, or walk around wearing a leather vest without a shirt. Possibly don't wear the leather vest even with a shirt, actually. Don't carry around a leather whip, or a baton of any kind. Chains should be avoided. Basically avoid leather in anything other than shoes and maybe a belt. Avoid bath houses and the back rooms of adult shops, as well as truck stop restrooms. And don't walk around wearing a cock ring under your clothes all the time.

I approve of beards in general, so I say go for it.

Date: 2010-02-23 07:12 pm (UTC)
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okay everyone, i'm convinced. i should look like cat stevens by about mid-thrusday.

Date: 2010-02-23 08:10 pm (UTC)
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You'd fit right in if you were on the East coast. We're suspicious of beardless men.

Date: 2010-02-23 08:15 pm (UTC)
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and rightly so, i'd say.
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